So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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