she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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