the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I booty called her while she was in labor.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
