You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
he thought i was a dude.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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