i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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