I puked a lego.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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