Rock
Scissors
Fuck
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Randomize
