I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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