We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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