ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Randomize
