I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
Terrible idea I love it
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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