Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
He did a backflip because drugs
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