Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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