you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
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