Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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