so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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