last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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