just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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