Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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