When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Even my vagina gasped.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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