she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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