Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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