I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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