This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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