When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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