Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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