He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Randomize
