idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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