Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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