Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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