its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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