Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Randomize
