Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I love you. Go after that dick
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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