she was so not down for the gang bang
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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