do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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