so that wasnt chicken after all
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
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