is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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