Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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