I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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