Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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