Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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