I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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