You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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