she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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