Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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