currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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