So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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