Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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