I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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