How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
