cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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